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sigh...
random quote: that's b/c it's 6 o'clock on saturday morning!

the dundas version of ladder 49

So…. Quick update: had the WORST 2 days in terms of sleep… today, I was violently tossing and turning… for HOURS… :S not fun… yesterday, I was too excited at the prospect of seeing ppl other than the ones in my head, and I woke up too early (had only 4 hrs) and couldn’t sleep… :S ugh… However… Tuesday was GILMORE marathon day! HAZZA! K and sarah came by, and we started w/ season one :D yay! We then had some grub..(groovy burger from super submarine) and THEN… sarah decided that all this wasn’t exciting enough, so she burned my kitchen..yes, that’s right, she BURNED my kitchen… Ok, she was going to make us sauce ‘n cake and turned on the toaster oven, (the one we’ve been using for years, sans fire) and K and I were in the living room, watching a super hot Lauren graham, do smthing super sexy… when sarah calmly steps out and says: guys, there’s a small fire in the kitchen….NOTHING.. we’re both like, ya, sarah, ok…. We’re busy watching tv…. A second later, she comes out again and says, no, seriously, there’s a fire… (sidenote: sarah, ALWAYS tell someone there’s a fire before you act on instinct) so K promptly switches into leader mode, and says, do you have baking soda? Or flour? (to quote sarah, : Jen calmly says..."do you have baking soda?" (Does she realize that she's asking the girl who chooses movies over food on a regular basis if she has BAKING SODA???) Noa of course replies "NO!!!") so she opens the cupboard, and finds salt… again, super calmly, she puts the salt on the flames, and TA DA, the fire is out… and let me just point out that all the while, sarah’s in the background yelling I’ll get water! And K and I are like, NO! that’ll make it worst! (but that doesn’t stop her from continually saying, I’ll get water….) Anyways.... all and all it was a good night…. :D (well, any night w/ my gals is a good night!) Tomorrow, it’s yet another Gilmore marathon (not sure which one yet, I’m either having Julie over for the 2nd half of season 5, or Jason to finish season 1 and possibly start season 2!) and finally, in other news, I was watching a show called myob (mind your own business) 8 eps were made, only 4 were shown, and it starred, who else, but LG, but luckily, it failed and she made her way to GG.. .HAZZA! Also, I got my present from andre! It’s a cd w/ music… haa haa morrisay/the smiths…I’ve heard it once, and I liked it, but I need to hear it again, so that I can send him a full report…. Well friends, I’m off to find some food… and watch tv… Random quote: and it would be great to.. ya know, no, ya know.. no, I don’t know, YOU KNOW! No! ugh, HE knows! You know? Ya, I know…

best day ever!

so the day began horribly, actually... i got no sleep.. :S and had to get up early.. AND leave the house... all the makings of a shitty day... but alas... i had a nice time at the bank...(wink acie), and then did some running around... and then made my way up to ancaster... to zellers, where they have diet coke for NINETY SEVEN CENTS!!! however...the limit is 12...(i was all excited b/c i was going to get 30 bottles.. at least...) well, luckily, sarah was there w/ me.. so i ended up w/ 24 bottles :D HAZZA! we then made our way to the mandarin... (my first time there) and hooked up w/ K, who had some good news, she got a wicked job, hazza K! and we ate.. and ate.. and ate... i ate so much delicious broccoli... that life couldn't get better... or so i thought.. narnia was after lunch.. but i mostly slept through it, b/c i was tired and cold... and uncomfortable... oh, sidenote, sarah gave me a mickey D's happy meal toy, from narnia, and it's a doll of little lucy... and two words: HEIL HITLER! so after the movie, we drove up to sarah's to make cookies.. and we decided that we're the hosts of a cooking show... (ya.. don't ask...) so when her folks came home, they were our surpise guests... (i love sarah's folks.. they're too much! or not enough)... after that, we went to blockbuster.... and I GOT 2 NEW MOVIES! HAZZA! the remake of the amityville horror, and sin city.. FINALLY... and today i was just in bed all day... chillin'... i'm listening to some pink flyod now... good stuff...and finally.. a shoutout to uncle poopcorn... LOVED the mandarin... many a thanks, you young and younger man! (wink) random quote: he made me WATCH!

have you ever felt...

LET DOWN Ain't had a job in about a year. Living down in my parents basement. I wish that I could get outta here! Sometimes I think I need a vacation! Can't get my mother off my back. She don't have far to go to drive me crazy. Someday the bitch is gonna make me crack! Might be the last time she calls me lazy! I'm a let down! Pardon me! If I'm a let down To my family! I'm a let down! 1-2-3 I'm a let down! Are you like me? And now my sister's got a fancy car. I got a piece of shit from 1980. But, at least, I got my two guitars And a one-way ticket to nowhere baby! Oh! No! No! Now, I've got a dream. They don't understand, It won't be long. I'm not what I seem.See I've got a plan..THATS RIGHT! Sometime, they act like I don't exist. Or else they treat me like I'm still eleven. Heaven knows I can't take more of this. I never thought I'd be 27.. And a let down!

man....

It’s an awful day when you realize you’re a girl.. in all sense of the word… Lately… boys are becoming VERY appealing to me… cute boys all around.. what am I saying.. cute MEN all around.. men ripe w/ manhood… Oo that sounds dirty…currently crushing a bit on satan boy.. flirted w/ him tonight… If he asks again.. maybe I’ll jam w/ him… he is cute… and who’s more perfect for me than satan boy? Sigh… In other news… shoutout to mama Callahan…. Saw king kong.. it was fairly groovy, I’d give it a 2 thumbs up… some fx were totally lame/super digital.. but other than that.. Naomi watts is a rockin’ screamer…and not bad on the eyes…(don’t worry Lauren, I still pledge my allegiance to you)… Tomorrow I’m having a GILMORE GIRLS marathon w/ the boy, hazza… and then it’s off for Christmas shopping (dave, notice the lack of xmas/dickmas)… So that’s it forks… oh wait, does anyone know if futureshop has groovy sales on dvds during boxing day?

random quote: if i did have a tumor, i'd name it marla...

So I just talked to my old boss and I have managed to secure a few shifts! Hazza! So, not only do I get to rent free movies, I get to make money! And hopefully enough for my sony nwa! I can’t wait! I love my old boss.. she’s this feisty, hot redhead.. and she’s totally funny, and super nice.. and very warm… she said she missed me, and she’s waiting, and that the new staff sucks… :( bummer… but I don’t really care.. b/c I know she won’t fire me, and, not to blow my head out of my ass, but I know movies like no body’s business…. Yay :D I can’t wait! In other news… went out today… :( to boston pizza, and I single handedly disturbed the silence and peace of the place.. I sang my little heart out, and flirted w/ a cute satan-looking guy, and he told me he wanted to jam w/ me (he has a band)… I gave him my msn.. and we’ll see… Tomorrow I’m off w/ the boy to see king kong, and I’m going to tell him why I’m mad at him.. yet again…ugh.. men… so bizarre… Ok, I’m off… judging amy’s on, and then it’s Amityville time…(monica got me the original.. hazza monica!) ps. watched march of the penguins... holy boring... didn't really get it... random quote: not my head, tyler, our head...

i know i'm not crazy.. but if i am....

i know i'm not crazy b/c i think about whether or not i'm crazy... crazy people don't sit around wondering if they're crazy... they think they're sane.. hence the insanity...see where i'm going w/ this? i sit around thinking, wait, this, what i'm doing here, that's completely "normal" but then again, who's to say what's normal? who deems the right from the wrong? as long as i'm not hurting anyone... who gives a rat's ass? right? so if wanna sit and be anti social and stay indoors for days on end, watching gilmore girls in my pjs.. what's wrong w/ that? (b/c come on, lauren's HOT!) i have more to say, but i have to shower and leave the house... (ps. next week i'm getting the remake of amityville and sin city!) random quote: crazy is majority rules!

ode to sarah...

many words and images come to mind when i think of sarah... boobs, veggies, muffins, warm, incredible, amazing, loving, friend... today, i had a sorta revelation...i don't know what it was... but today, i was just so... i think the word is grateful... thankful.... and just plain full of joy and bliss...to have her as my friend. sarah is someone i know will be by my side no matter what... i can call her at 3 am, and i know she'll be right there.... i trust her w/ my life... she's one of my favorite people in the world...i never tire of her... and hearing her voice/seeing her face... makes me happy... it fills me with warm fuzzy feelings.... so sarah... i love ya kiddo... and i just wanted to let you know, i think you're amazing.... relevent quote: "you're wonderful, there's a magnificance about you tracey...a magnificance that

comes out of your eyes, and your voice, and the way you stand there, and the way you walk,, you're lit from within tracey..you've got fires banging down in you, harth fires, and holocausts... "

(where it says tracey, insert sarah)

hello from stars hollow!

so i've spent the last couple of days doing several things... one of the things was being DRAGGED out of my house, and forced to socialize... this did, however, result in a groovy game of monopoly, in which julie kicked everyone's ass, and left w/ over 13,000bucks! (and we also broke Z's qq virginity... hope we weren't too rough... wink)

a new game of monopoly started at 1:45 am, and lasted till a little after 6 am... and this time, i kicked monica's ass! (haa haa monica!) we also played some texas hold'em till around 10 am... and only then went to bed... (seperately) but i couldn't get to bed till after 11:00...the view put me to sleep...

but the most exciting thing of the last few days was that i finally got to see (for the 2nd time) the fifth season of GILMORE GIRLS! hazza! (it's lorelai, it's lorelai! hazza!, hazza! [group] HAZZA!) but i digress... the season as a whole, is probably their worst, and the extras were the lamest... BUT... i still remain the trusted (yet mental) fan, and i'm going to watch it again... on sunday w/ julie! yay! and then we begin the series from start to finish... (did i mention that i love being a bum?) and ya.. i love lauren graham... i need to get off my ass and email oprah to make my dream come true and hook me up w/ lauren graham! (side note, i just saw a short she did, called gnome.. and all crazy fanaticism aside, awesome flick... it has 3 cross dressers... so you know it's a trip...i'll put a link to it later... )(ya, i probably won't... )

and now a couple of shoutouts: to acie, my heart, thanx for dinner... (and for the wink wink) (ps thank mama callahan for me)

to sada... be strong chickie... i love you! and i'm here by your side, if you need me to be w/ you, i will follow... (la la la )

and finally, to uncle popcorn.... you're a crazy old man... and you rock! i'll see you monday, and give a shoutout to diane! (tee hee snicker snicker)

random quote: life is pretty pathetic when even your own hallucinations lie to you...

double hazza in overdrive!

HAZZA! and once more... HAZZA!

yes, today was the day... after 120 plus days of counting down.. of waiting, of anticipating, of longing... it has arrived.. the day of days... the moment... the glorious time....i am now the proud owner of (drum roll...) GILMORE GIRLS SEASON 5! hazza!

it's the worst season ever, but it has excellent features... yay... i heart lauren graham... i'm watching it as i type, then i'm going back to bed, and keep watching, till i'm done :D and then, it's starting from season one :D hazza!

and a HUGE shoutout to the most brilliant chickie... my love, my life, my best bud... acie lacie o'callahan is now officially done school! she's a certified (almost) social worker! off to change/save the world! way to go dollface! i always knew you could do it! you're amazing! i love ya kiddo!!!! (by the by... acie's the one who HAS to watch all the moments in the gilmore-a-thon, she's the one that has to listen to every bit of info i hear/read/discover, she's the one that sticks by my countdowns, and insanity, she's pretty amazing).

and that's it friends.. i'll be busy w/ gilmore-mania of the next few days...

peace out and thanx to everyone who indulges in this... a special shoutout (or another, more inventive/colourful word) to you all...

the bitter and the sweet

first, the bitter... here, at the house of no sleep, we mourn the loss of our beloved... dory... our fighting fish... acie, you gave him/her love, support, warmth and food... the only thing that poor fish lacked was a defined sexual identity... but i guess in a way that's fitting... we wish you all the best dear fish... take care and in your next life come back as the mug of money from spanglish.... now the sweet! TUESDAY IS GILMORE GIRLS DAY! (currently screaming and jumping around like a maniac... ) i can't contain myself... seriusly... i have been screaming all day... i now have a sore throat... random quote: god, i'm nervous.. why am i so nervous? b/c you're crazy... oh, yes that's it, thank you... eta: holy pics... and: LAUREN GRAHAM IS HOT!

le sigh...

so after MUCH contemplation... MUCH agony, and MUCH blah... i've resinged to the fact that i will be on a plane to jewland in april... :S ugh... and i'll most likely be taking a connection flight... which i've never done.... i'm still hoping to find a deal w/ a non stop flight... but if i take the connection, i'll be stopping in london england, that's kinda groovy.... damn parents and their guilt trips... and we're polish jews... so it's like... ya... anyhoo... in other news... 2 more days!!!!! and also, friday was like.. my relevation day... i went to a bulldogs hockey game! i'm now an official hockey fan! it was so friggin' cool! bruiser (like the dog from legally blonde!) was pimping the stadium... and he came over to me and gave me a lap dance! i was amused, giddy, and a little turned on.... it was great.. sarah and geoff are my heroes.. geoff for his enthusiastic dances, and sarah.. well, b/c she's sarah... then later in the night, kim and i rented one of the worst movies EVER to be aborted from the human brain... it's called the prince of darkness, directed by john carpetner, and it follows these grad students who find an evil looking liquid (how liquid can look evil is beyond me...) and then they turn into zombies, and they bring about the emergance of satan and the anti god...when we fast forwarded and added benny hill music, it was way better... made the viewing less painful, and way more hilarious! and finally... cute boys are great... i've taken step one in luring him in to my twisted web of CRAZY... we'll see how it goes... k, it's almost 7 am... and it's bedtime... random quote: have you heard enough? i've had to listen to that... FOR CENTURIES!

the world doesn't get me...

ugh... ok, when i send out an email w/ regards to pedro... and i say...I DON'T WANT TO KILL him.. why are the only replies i get wanting to kill him? in the worst ways! poison? sticky paper? cats? what is this? people, i want to catch him and release him back to nature.. so the cold can kill him.. circle of life... well, i have a new way to catch him... i've laced the cheese w/ sleeping gel solution.... hopefully this'll slow him down? the bro says it'll kill him... i disagree... i suppose we wait... and see... in other news... saw a shit load of new flicks:D rent, dark water, the devil's rejects, charlie and the chocolate factory, mr/mrs. smith (again), aeon flux, walk the line,and a sound of thunder, which sounds like the best most interesting flick ever.. and fails so miserably, that i remained speachless...only morons and idiots would dig this atrocity... and i'm probably going to see rent again... (it wasn't bad... i wouldn't mind seeing it again) and what else? this has been the week of hell.. and oh, look, it's only tues.... i've been out of the house every day this week...(since fri) but to be fair, most of the outings resulted in movies being watched and diet coke being consumed... and finally... i want more movies... :S sigh signed the JEW... random line: "i feel a little naughty...baby i'll help you relax... i'll tie you up w/ phone cord, we'll play w/ whips and nipple clamps and candle wax!"

hazza once more!

so now there's a contest! my bro suggested deli meats to lure the mouse, while i'm in favour of using peanut butter... i have two traps.. and they will both be set :D now, does anyone have deli meats to contribute?

this has NOTHING to do w/ sada's post....

why can't we follow the penguins and polar bears? sit down, share a song, a dance and nice refreshing bottle of pop? (diet coke...) they're so cute.. they put all their differences aside... and just chill...(hahahahahahaha, get it? they chill..? man.. that's funny!) anyhoo..... let's follow the milky way and just chill... hazza for diet coke!

you know you're crazy when....

when is it that one crosses the line? i wonder about that.. A LOT... like.. if you're a fan of a show, an artist, actor, whatever... when is it that you cross over and think to yourself (or even scarier, you don't think to yourself) man, i'm insane...i'm a full deck short of a full deck... ? when does it become sad and dangerous? is there a guidebook? what are the warning signs?!

makes you wonder...

by the by, i'm not talking about myself and how i'm teetering on the edge... not at all....

in other news... 12 MORE DAYS!!!!!! i can barely breathe i'm so stoked... this is also like.. day 5 since i've left the house :D i said it before, and i'll say it again... the great indoors :D i never tire of my little room/world :D

today 2 ppl asked me if i've gotten cabin fever yet and that a good reason to leave the house is to talk to ppl other than the voices in my head.... i said that, no i don't have cabin fever, b/c i'm already crazy....and that i rather like talking w/ listeing to the voices in my head. i tell ya, they're quite a bunch... "wow... this is what i always imagined the inside of my head to looke like!"

and to end w/ a random quote: if you turn it over, and start checking, then you're nuts!

(for the record, i do turn it over and check... EVERY TIME....)