best story EVER...(the adventures of marc and tim)

this is a true story....
marc and tim decided to chill out for a while in the cottege up in the woods.... being bored at night, they opted for booze, weed and shrooms...after a while, being restless, they go for a brisk walk...in the woods...
after a while, marc hears the pitter patter of little feet... but ignores it... a while later, tim hears it too..."dude! did you hear that?!"
"ya! what the hell is it?!" they both start running and hear the pitter patter quicken... when they stop, it stops.
"man! there's a gnome chasing us!"
"ya... a gnome! let's run!"
and run they did.... till tim said, "dude, let's chase it!"
they ran a circle, got behind the gnome and started chasing it! they finally caught it, and threw it in the closet.... being as exhausted as they were... they crashed...
the next morning tim said, "hey man, remember that gnome we caught?"
"yes, i do.. let's check on it" replied marc.
they opened the closet door to discover....
a little girl!
she had been missing in the woods for four days! and was following them looking for food!
there was a 50,000 dollar reward, and they were hailed as heroes!

is that not the funniest story you've ever heard!? and it's true!!! all of it!
so see kids, the moral of this story is that drugs definately pays!

relevent quote: what did you say?! oh, nothing, i'm on drugs....