the countdown begins! (part 1)

111 days...
HAZZA!
relevent quote: have fun at wysteria lane you major drama queen!

i heart being crazy...

ya... i saw X-Men:The Last Stand twice more... in one day...AND i counted how many X's appear... give or take... around 100...(but fear not, when i get the dvd i'll have a more accurate reading... stay tuned!)
it was awesome! if i can convince him... we may go again today!
i heart jason!
xoxo
MUTANT FREEDOM NOW!

my head

i wanna be a mutant!
(ya, i saw X-Men: The Last Stand)(and i'm smitten)
GO SEE IT BITCHES! NOW!
anyhoo...
it's almost 2 am... and i'm BORED OUT OF MY MIND! i actually went biking around my street an hour ago... just to break the bordem.. i was going to get pop (thanx in part or whole to the 24hr. barn) but then decided against it... dunno why... after all, tomorrow is another day!
hoping to find pants tomorrow
and i'm still EAGERLY awaiting the release dates of the gilmores and alias...(rip)
that's alls i gots folks!
random quote: THIS ISN'T MY FIRST DAY ON THE JOB! I DISCONNECTED YOUR CALL BUTTON!

one week later...

so today i got my stitches out... and holy i nearly passed out... the pain.. was intense... i chewed down on a tongue depressor...and THEN... to add to my pain... i had a tetnus shot... which totally didn't hurt... BUT hours later...holy pain! like.. seriously... what the fuck!? my poor arm is killing me... and my poor hand is... well it's ok... so far.. but i need a band aid on it... otherwise it hurts... :(
however, this time the dr. was super nice and didn't mock my fear of pain... hazza!
also, at this junction, i'd like to give monica a shoutout... you rock :D (though, she did make fun of me AND forced me to get the shot... good on ya love!)(aussie accent)
so to make myself feel better i bought me 3 movies :D flatliners, hook and steel magnolias.... a mini julia roberts fest :D and i think i'll buy mystic pizza soon :D
this week is a lot of me being not in my little cave... i need pants... i'm going w/ julie/steph/monica... i think...
what else? i always amaze myself at how i don't get sick of stuff... i've started watching alias (season one) w/ 2 groups of ppl... (i've seen the 1st disc of season one 5 times in total, 4 of them in may alone... insanity....seriously...)
it'll be a sad day when i get a real/steady job.. and have less time... however, sleep is always expendable...
k, i have a splitting headache... and it's leno reruns time...
catch ya'll on the flipside
xoxo
the hermit/jew-ess
random quote: what are your colours shelby? they're blush and bashful! her colours are pink and pink. my colours are blush and bashful mama!

the full story....

so we all went to tucker's... a groovy place in burlington where you eat for free on your bday... but sadly, i failed to make reservation so we had to wait 30/45 mins. we decided to wait outside. in the meantime, jenny jojo and sada gave me my bday present: a big mother cap shotgun! how delighted i was... and impatient.. so i took out my little pocket knife and started cutting away at the plastic cuffs that secured the gun to the cardboard. being me... my hand slipped and i cut myself... i immediately applied pressure to the cut, and started jumping up/down laughing hysterically saying,(to jen) i've cut myself.. i think i need stitches... and again... being me... jen thought i was kidding... then everyone saw the blood... and sada ran to get papertowls for me... 15 seconds later, i informed them all that i was going into shock... and i did... so they lead me to the car.. and as they're trying to get me in... i'm focusing on not passing out... so i had no idea where i was in relation to the car, and i slammed my head... anyhoo... i'm finally in sada's car... julie/jen are in the back and julie's applying pressure to my cut... all the while, sada's thinking: i hope she doesn't puke in my car... i'm thinking, man, sada's gonna kill me if i puke in her car... good thing the window's open if i need to blow chunks, i'll do it out the window... and julie's thinking, i hope she doesn't puke out the window, b/c then it'll all go on me! so here i am.. .half passed out, (w/ no food in my system/no sleep) trying to breathe and not puke...so we get to joe brandt hospital.. and i'm feeling better... and i go into panic/hyper mode... and i lose the ability to control the volume of my voice (just like peter griffin, when he met mr. weed) so we get to the hospital and all i can say is i've never been to a hospital, except when i was born!
the triage nurse was mean... the dr. was sarcastic... and when she stuck me w/ a needle to numb/freeze the area, i bit down on my finger...when she was done she said, that wasn't that bad, right? and i said, ya, when you're done stitching me up, you'll need to reattach my finger... i still had marks the next day...so there i was 3 stitches later... and awaiting more pain (when the freezing wears off)
we ended up NOT going to tucker's but rather to boston pizza... where the awfulness continued... i ordered pasta... and in it... was a HUGE GROSS BLACK hair... yup that's right... nasty...
i went home that night.. in pain... and dissatisfied w/ the foodige... BUT.. i did end up watching alias... which made me feel better...
also... i found out 2 things: one i am one big pussy w/ absolutely no tolerence for pain... and two, i have the best friends in the world...so thanx guys... for being there w/ me... and listening to me bitch... i heart you all...
and that's it... oh ya..one more thing, i've named my shot gun mr. snuggles
xoxo
the ingured jew-ess

birthday gone wrong....

so my bday plans...not what i had in mind...
will write more later.. for now i'll say this:
spent it at emerg. big bad mother gun, little tiny baby knife... (now i've got you all hooked!)
i'm in pain...
i have the BEST friends in the world...
i love you all!
xoxo
the injured hermit
(it's amazing how jen garner can take the pain away.. .sigh)

bday wishlist...

ummmm world peace...
world hunger to end...
have all the childred running around smiling and laughing their troubles away...
psha!
for my bday i want JENNIFER GARNER (or jen k wink wink) and LAUREN GRAHAM...
ya.. and that's pretty much it... lol
so ya.. it's my bday.... the one day of the year i get to feel special... (falling off chair laughing... i think i just spat... )(see, it's funny, b/c i feel special all the time... and the good kind of special... not the "stop eating the paste" kinda special)
can't wait for the day to start... movie... then food and friends... and just general goodness...
quick shoutout to all my fantabulous friends... who are simply divine... and amazing...
i bow down to you.. you're all amazing...
xoxo
the jew-ess
ps. look at how she beckons me to her... sigh

go go gadget water!

GO HYDRATION!
i got a new friend.... professor Terry... he's awesome... he can fly! he sits on my zippy...
i'm still madly inlove w/ alias/jennifer garner
and...
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK!!!!
(all alias/jen related things are welcomed... wink wink..nudge nudge..)
xoxo
the jew-ess

untitled...2

i'm scared of emails...
the sound of the phone makes my blood turn cold...
the highway that stretches ahead of me is dark...
there is only room for one in my bubble...(and that's how i like it)
no one hears me... and i can't understand those around me...
the light hurts me... but the darkness offers me no comfort... i don't know who to trust...
it looms above me... hovers huge and relentless... i can't breathe... my lungs constrict... and i am blind...
the more i hold on, the weaker i get and there is no release...
LIMBO...it trips me...
i fall and bruise... i cut myself and bleed... and i am empty...
i've left my mark around the world... and i am drained...
i am fake... and no one can see through my facade...
the vacant cavity in my chest, where my heart once was remains dark and hollow...
filled with hate and mistrust and blackness...
i pretend to feel... but remain empty...

the world is at peace once more (yet another project)

well... after a week of sheer endurence and perseverance... i've outdone myself!!!
i've seen 88 (that's right...80 friggin' 8) episodes of ALIAS (that's 4 seasons plus the xtras...) and i've uploaded over 200 cds... whew...man... that's gotta be some kind of record... seriously...
and yet... on friday, i start alias from the pilot... (tee hee)
new project that i'm taking on: i found a website that lists ALL the songs in alias according to seasons... so my mission is to download them all and create the world's most comprehensive music file of songs featured on ALIAS...
(and of course while doing this, watching my movies...)
i saw M:I:3 and holy JJ Abrams... i wanna have his baby!
(and while i'm at it.. i want to have jennifer garner's baby....and lauren graham's...)
ya...
hazza for pics!!!
see ya on the flipside!!!!
(going into hibernation again thinking of jen/lauren)
(ps. i'm sony's bitch!)

quick shoutout

my friends.... are awesome!
stealing sada's line.... they're insanity gives me, well, not balance.. but hope... a yes, a sense of "normal"
i just visited jay's blog...
jay, you're awesome!
i love my friends... you guys are my anchors... i can't believe i found you all...
never change!!!
random quote: if you want to reach me, leave me alone!

returning to....

will be returning to antisocial haitus
no offense if i don't talk/msg/interact for a while...
peace out
the hermit

heartbroken....

popping in to tell you i'm heartbroken... :(
sony not working... :(
on phone w/ customer service now...
pray for a solution...
sniff.. sob...

going away...

i'm going on haitus...
will be outta sight, outta touch...
no offense...
signing off
the hermit