friday night...
we decided that we all needed to get out... have some fun.... get all sexy and go wild!
the destination was a strip club followed by more debauchery....
after a lot of hemming and hawing we finally made it downtown to one of the skuziest, nastiest saddest clubs....
outside smoking, were the stripper, some drunk and a guy who's face looked like chopped liver...
suddenly, there was a crash! the drunk dropped a beer bottle from his pocket...we left and then minutes later (after a smoke) came back, and went in... it was dark and empty... there was loud music and a GIANT screen showing a snowy football game...we tried not to touch anything for fear of STDS...
we went to the bar and were served by a slightly overweight and VERY unattractive bartender, i had a square drink: peach schnapps shot...and we settled off to the left of the stage, with a good view and we were waiting for the show....
a muscular chick came on stage, wiped the pole and set a blanket on the floor and off we were... she was pretty amazing, and none of us could get our eyes off her body! she kept her top on most of the show and was bottomless... then she was done and off the stage and blew kisses to us all...
then there was a pause and we were talking and what not, when a creepy guy sat directly behind our table and struck up a conversation with us, and then bought us shots! i had a tequila rose which was REALLY good, and then he left.... so he wasn't so creepy after all (ps. the shot girl was right there, so he didn't spike our drinks) and then the unattractive bar tender did her show, but DIDN'T wipe the pole clean....gross... and she wasn't very interesting...
so we decided that we'd watch one more girl and head out to a gay bar down the street...
and then this girl came on, tall, lanky and somewhat awkward... she danced to good rock music and as she twirled by the mirror and touched herself, i wondered how much did she hate herself right now... there was something sad about this one... b/c she was trying too much, maybe... but then we left (which sucked, b/c there were more ppl there) and we headed to the gay club, which was closed, so we wondered for a bit and ended up at the porn theatre! that's right... the XXX place! but the larger part of the group didn't want to go, so we left, but i'm going back! (w/ mon!!!!) and we ended up at tailgate charlie's and had a few more drinks (and by we, i mean, they) and then it was time to go home... so i managed to catch the last bus that went my way, and stopped off at the barn, got some good food, and then went home... watched a bit of scarface and passed out at around... 3/4 am... and today i have a the day off :D lots of movie watching!!!
and ya... interesting night...
take care friends!
xoxo
the destination was a strip club followed by more debauchery....
after a lot of hemming and hawing we finally made it downtown to one of the skuziest, nastiest saddest clubs....
outside smoking, were the stripper, some drunk and a guy who's face looked like chopped liver...
suddenly, there was a crash! the drunk dropped a beer bottle from his pocket...we left and then minutes later (after a smoke) came back, and went in... it was dark and empty... there was loud music and a GIANT screen showing a snowy football game...we tried not to touch anything for fear of STDS...
we went to the bar and were served by a slightly overweight and VERY unattractive bartender, i had a square drink: peach schnapps shot...and we settled off to the left of the stage, with a good view and we were waiting for the show....
a muscular chick came on stage, wiped the pole and set a blanket on the floor and off we were... she was pretty amazing, and none of us could get our eyes off her body! she kept her top on most of the show and was bottomless... then she was done and off the stage and blew kisses to us all...
then there was a pause and we were talking and what not, when a creepy guy sat directly behind our table and struck up a conversation with us, and then bought us shots! i had a tequila rose which was REALLY good, and then he left.... so he wasn't so creepy after all (ps. the shot girl was right there, so he didn't spike our drinks) and then the unattractive bar tender did her show, but DIDN'T wipe the pole clean....gross... and she wasn't very interesting...
so we decided that we'd watch one more girl and head out to a gay bar down the street...
and then this girl came on, tall, lanky and somewhat awkward... she danced to good rock music and as she twirled by the mirror and touched herself, i wondered how much did she hate herself right now... there was something sad about this one... b/c she was trying too much, maybe... but then we left (which sucked, b/c there were more ppl there) and we headed to the gay club, which was closed, so we wondered for a bit and ended up at the porn theatre! that's right... the XXX place! but the larger part of the group didn't want to go, so we left, but i'm going back! (w/ mon!!!!) and we ended up at tailgate charlie's and had a few more drinks (and by we, i mean, they) and then it was time to go home... so i managed to catch the last bus that went my way, and stopped off at the barn, got some good food, and then went home... watched a bit of scarface and passed out at around... 3/4 am... and today i have a the day off :D lots of movie watching!!!
and ya... interesting night...
take care friends!
xoxo
posted by indigo:actress, entertainter, jew-ess... at 12:18 PM
2 Comments:
great post! i live vicariously through you...xo...m
I want to come visit and hang out with you!! I miss wild times!
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