Sunday, July 27, 2008

i feel like i have junk on my face, and i don't mean genitalia...*

so it's been a while...
i've been busy... working a lot, watching movies, working out... lots of w's....

new movie purchases: t2, sleepy hollow, mary reilly, resident evil, michael clayton, the savages, point break, jumpin' jack flash...

recent movie watchings: the x-files: i want to believe, journey to the centre of the earth, hellboy 2...

tonight i'm going to finally watch the dark knight.... in the vip room.. woot woot!

in other news.... 84 more days till MADONNA TIME!
i went on ebay and there's a couple copies of truth or dare, that seems to be legit (not bootlegs from taiwan...) and i'm going to see if my friend can order it for me... i'm DYING to own an original copy of this doc...

in other news... working out is at a standstill... i need to up the stakes... b/c i feel that i've reached a plateau... but i'm thinking of going for a jog later today, and tomorrow i'm going to fix my bike and start biking again...

what else can i tell you? dog sitting adventure is over... w/ a few bumps and growls, we all made it to the other side safely and i made $50!

i have no life, hence the boring post... not that anyone reads this anymore...
where did all my friends go??? (the ones in my head don't count... they have no eyes...)

*b/c taylor evans is cool!

i've recently discovered some wicked madonna tracks that weren't on any cd...i'm INLOVE w/ madonna....i need to find a way to meet her when she's here... if anyone has any ideas...
you know where to find me...

that's it for now....
peace out ya'll...
random quote:
Madonna: It's pretty racy. I don't know if you could take it two nights.
Silvio Ciccone: Oh, you had to get racy on me, huh?
Madonna: Dad, I'm not getting racy. I've been racy.
Silvio Ciccone: Well, can't you tone it down a bit?
Madonna: For you? No, because that would be compromising my artistic integrity.
Silvio Ciccone: Of course.
[pause]
Silvio Ciccone: Do you undress in this performance?
Madonna: No! Of course I don't.

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

can i tell you a secret?

that's probably the scariest question around, nes pas?

but before i get into my story, I'M IN THE DOUBLE DIGITS! 98 MORE DAYS TILL MADGE!!!!!

so i'm at the gym, working out, sweating like a roast pig at a christmas dinner, when this cute guy walks up to me. now we've previously met, EVER SO BRIEFLY... this was our first encounter
me: hi.
him: hi, is dolan here?
me: sure, one sec.
him: thanks. (dolan shows up and they chat. then it's over.)
him: ok, i'll see you around.
me: ya, bye.

so i see him at the gym and this is the conversation we have.
him: can i tell you secret? can you keep a secret?
me: (in my head: please don't let this be something illegal, or compromising...) um... sure..?
him: can i tell you about my wknd?
me: i guess.. (trying to look interested, rather than scared...)
him: i went to a swingers party!
me: wow...(inner voice... EWW.... GROSSS... std central....) isn't that a little...
him: what? (a little judgmental)
me: i dunno... dangerous? (taking 2 steps back)
him: no, yeah, but we were all safe and blah blah blah..

he then starts to tell me IN GREAT DETAIL about his night and sexual exploits...
in my head: I DON'T KNOW YOU! WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS...)
him: wow, you're a real good listener...
me: thanx...
him: (now done and staring intensely at me) so when you're not too busy, would you like to have coffee w/ me sometime...?
me: (silently, um... NO! you're gross.. and probably riddled w/ stds...) gee, i dunno, ya know? i'm busy w/ 2 jobs, and working out and i volunteer... but maybe...
him: well, i'll give you my # and... well i'll give you my # later and we'll work smthing out...
me: sure.. ya, ... well, i gotta get back to my routine..
sigh... i later found out more than i bargained for....he asks everyone out... male, female... and then i found out some more stuff that's not blogger friendly... so needless to say, we're going out next week....
PSYCH!
i see him at the gym, but i guess freaks stay away...

today's sunday, and i have a long day, volunteering w/ the sexaual assault centre and then i have a 3 hr. meeting at the Y... and i have to do some major cleaning.. i found mildew.. ugh.. so i have to clean and see if there's any more and do something about it... gross...

random quote:
Wendy Savage
: Are you Simone?
Simone: I am.
Wendy Savage: I'm Lenny Savage's daughter in B26. He has a big red pillow; it's missing.
Simone: Did he have his name on it?
Wendy Savage: And his room number.
Simone: What's it look like?
Wendy Savage: Big. Red. Pillow.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

it's been a while since i had a HAZZA! worthy post...

today's wed. and i've been up since 8:30 am (after going to bed sometime after 2:30?...or was it 2? whatever)
i ran downtown to see about getting my bag fixed...(seriously, i can't function, i keep my brain and lungs in there... and w/ no room to store them, i'm aimless...) and i needed work out clothes... i've been working out in not workout pants... so i dropped a chunk of $$ and got 2 pairs of long super nice sweats and basketball shorts... i'm a happy camper...
also,

I FOUND A PLACE THAT WOULD FIX MY BAG!

cost me $40 but who cares?! on saturday i go to pick it up!! seriously, i can't wait! this is almost as exciting as going to see madonna!~ (109 days to go!)
k, i'm out... working nights all week...
T-3 days till it's bagtime!
random quote:
Would I be correct in thinking that you can neither see nor hear me? Then I'd like to tell you that you smell of pee. You look like the wrong end of a dog. And I swear, if I don't get my Tristan back as he was, I'll be your personal poltergeist!

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

i have a madonna complex...


110 MORE DAYS TILL I SEE MADONNA!!!!
I FINALLY GOT MY TICKET... THE PHYSICAL TICKET...
I THINK THERE'S A TINY LITTER OF KITTENS IN MY PANTS!
WHOOOHOOOO!!!!
eta: b/c i can actually count...

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