can i tell you a secret?

that's probably the scariest question around, nes pas?

but before i get into my story, I'M IN THE DOUBLE DIGITS! 98 MORE DAYS TILL MADGE!!!!!

so i'm at the gym, working out, sweating like a roast pig at a christmas dinner, when this cute guy walks up to me. now we've previously met, EVER SO BRIEFLY... this was our first encounter
me: hi.
him: hi, is dolan here?
me: sure, one sec.
him: thanks. (dolan shows up and they chat. then it's over.)
him: ok, i'll see you around.
me: ya, bye.

so i see him at the gym and this is the conversation we have.
him: can i tell you secret? can you keep a secret?
me: (in my head: please don't let this be something illegal, or compromising...) um... sure..?
him: can i tell you about my wknd?
me: i guess.. (trying to look interested, rather than scared...)
him: i went to a swingers party!
me: wow...(inner voice... EWW.... GROSSS... std central....) isn't that a little...
him: what? (a little judgmental)
me: i dunno... dangerous? (taking 2 steps back)
him: no, yeah, but we were all safe and blah blah blah..

he then starts to tell me IN GREAT DETAIL about his night and sexual exploits...
in my head: I DON'T KNOW YOU! WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS...)
him: wow, you're a real good listener...
me: thanx...
him: (now done and staring intensely at me) so when you're not too busy, would you like to have coffee w/ me sometime...?
me: (silently, um... NO! you're gross.. and probably riddled w/ stds...) gee, i dunno, ya know? i'm busy w/ 2 jobs, and working out and i volunteer... but maybe...
him: well, i'll give you my # and... well i'll give you my # later and we'll work smthing out...
me: sure.. ya, ... well, i gotta get back to my routine..
sigh... i later found out more than i bargained for....he asks everyone out... male, female... and then i found out some more stuff that's not blogger friendly... so needless to say, we're going out next week....
PSYCH!
i see him at the gym, but i guess freaks stay away...

today's sunday, and i have a long day, volunteering w/ the sexaual assault centre and then i have a 3 hr. meeting at the Y... and i have to do some major cleaning.. i found mildew.. ugh.. so i have to clean and see if there's any more and do something about it... gross...

random quote:
Wendy Savage: Are you Simone?
Simone: I am.
Wendy Savage: I'm Lenny Savage's daughter in B26. He has a big red pillow; it's missing.
Simone: Did he have his name on it?
Wendy Savage: And his room number.
Simone: What's it look like?
Wendy Savage: Big. Red. Pillow.