the house mouse...part II

so i'm up in my room, watching the tin man, surfing the net (more specifically, doing the simpsons quizz... also, i'm dying to get the good german soundtrack...so good!)

it's dark and hot, i'm busy multi tasking, when there's a soft knock at my door.
DW:"i got him! he's in the kitchen! come on!"
i stumble around trying to get my docs on w/ the pant leg inside (should mickey decide to crawl up my leg and take me hostage... leverage against my dad...) and i scramble down stairs into the kitchen. before me is DW soaking wet, again w/ mop and spray in hand...
DW:"he's under the fridge!" i grab the mop, he takes the broom and off we were, on the hunt for a large mouse/rat...we bang on the fridge, on either side, when i see him! he's trying to escape.. but backs down... in a daring move, he darts across the floor and under the stove. this thing, is MASSIVE! a huge gray beast running for his life...
like zombies after brain, we zoom in on the stove area and start banging again... we move on to the next area where he might be, a nook between the furniture and the wall... we notice a small opening and something that resembles mouse shit...we both panic just a bit... we bring the poo like substance closer to us to further inspect, and determine, it's not poop... just old brown rice...a wave of relief...
DW then continues to spray like a madman, and comes to the conclusion that the mighty mouse is trapped under the drawers...he quickly mixes some plaster (or smthing akin to that) and seals the hole. deciding not the chance it, we close the window and spray the fuck out of said room... and in a last attempt to see if we have in fact caught that fucker, we put a piece of cheese on the floor as well...(the one in the living room was eaten by our dog, simba. side story: we thought we`d have the dog sleep in the kitchen and see if he could trap the mouse, but when i brought him down, he ate the cheese and ran upstairs...this caused added panic for DW, but i explained, and restored the semblance of calm...)
and now we wait...it`s gonna smell like the aftermath of the atom bomb there tomorrow...but we`ll deal we that come morning...
i'm watching the good german now... and then it's bedtime..